zeldathemes

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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 #so spooky 

percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

 #me 

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

 #hp  #text 

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

 #text 

toptierskeleton:

you ever reblog a post and then watch like 10 of your followers reblog it from you and even though its not even your post you pat yourself on the back for your superior blog curating skills

 #text 

spookybackroundcharacter:

there might be an anime phase but fma phases don’t exist.
once you watch fullmetal alchemist it just kinda stays with you forever I mean you can be eighty and then you just see an apple pie or something and it comes flooding back to you like you just found jesus again

 #fma  #text 

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

 #text 

kaie-n:

*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

 #text 

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

 #!!!  #i want friends  #text